Well all rite everywun its the moment you have all bin wating for! Its time fer to choose the Kyutest Costoom! I am yer honorabull judje Dozer here to make this difikult desishun!
OK lets git to lookin at them costooms!
I have to say this will not be an eazy desishun at all! Mostly cause nobuddy sended me enny bribes.
All rite so first up we have dawgs dressed as peeple!
Sadie Mae is a cowgurl! I may be a bit parshull to this costoom cause I lives in Teksus. That is a reel nice hat and I dont know how it stays on but I think it prolly rekwired sum sort of mirakle gloo.
This is also a very kyute costoom cause Sadie Mae is color cordinated. And she has a very kyute smile prolly cause she is thinking bout wutever cowgurls think about. Hee hee hee.
Dexter aka Pee Wee
Dexter aka Pee Wee is a village idiot! Lookit that Pathetik Face nicely dun Dexter!
Now I am not shore wut a village idiot duz but Mummy sez I am wun too. And since I am kyute this meens Dexter must also be kyute. It is unarguabull logik!
Also that bow around Dexters hed is a nice tutch. This is a dawg wut is not afeared to git in tutch with his feminin side.
Sally Ann has dressed up as Snow White! Wut a purty costoom! It jest makes me wanna go into the woods and sing a song and play with all the kyute little forest aminals and… eh? Wut? Oh rite back to the judjing! I jest git distrakted by all the kyuteness going on here.
It is a good thang there are not Seven Dwarfs here or that would jest be way too much kyute!
Maxim is dressed up in a brite hat and ranebow suspenders! He would feel rite at home in this room dont you think?
Ranebows and yellow suns and flowers and butterflys and birdies oh my! That is so kyute I am getting cavitees!
Now we will have a look at sum dawgs dressed up like other aminals!
Sweetie and Woodrow
Look owt! Look owt! That pig and that lizzard are eating Sweetie and Woodrow!! Ha ha ha jest kidding. Cleerly Sweetie and Woodrow haz the upper hand. They is bursting out of the stomaks of these critters!
If you dont beleeve that pigs and lizzards kin be kyute then jest look at this!
Now add a couple of kyute dawgs and bang! Instant dubble kyute!!
Now Sweetie and Woodrow jest dont eat yer costooms okay?! Heh heh.
We also getted a suprising number of bee costoom submishuns. Bee costooms are all the rage this yeer didnt you know?? And it iz no wunder. They are indespyutably kyute!
Here iz Woodrow as a kyute little bumblebee! He even has sum very larje antennas. All the better to detekt kyute flowers with my deer!
I am not shore if he iz praktising his flying pose or perhaps doing sum yoga but ether way it iz reely werking fer him!
Mango iz also dressed as a bee! Mummy could not stop laffing bout this costoom cause Mango is definitlee a very big dawg and the costoom seems jest a little bit small.
Mango reminds me of this bee wich is very kyute very big and very frendlee.
Next we have Roscoe! He is a kyute bee and he seems very happy bout it too!
You will notiss that Roscoe has gray furs that match very well with his costoom! It almost looks like his tale is a bee stinger. Extra points fer natcheral creativitee!
And finally we have Dubby. As you all know Dubby wuz an evel foster dawg wut Mummy gived all her luv to.
Dubby is NOT KYUTE in fakt I dont even know why this pitcher is here. It should be in the Skary seckshun! Anyways he is gone to a new home now so he forfits the prize. Ha ha! Uh oh Mummy is starting to blubber about him so lets move on kwickly!
Now after all these dawgs dressed as peeple and dawgs dressed as other types of aminals you mite be wundering hey Dozer wut else kin you dress as?
The anser to that is NOTHING!
Abby sticked it to the man or in this case woman and keeped her dawg pride intakt! Way to go Abby you is an inspirashun fer all the rest of us!
She made a stuffy ware her costoom and opted insted fer a stylish oranje bandana! Nice job and very kyute choise Abby! Of corse wen you are a kyute wite dawg like Abby or me then of corse you does not reely need to dress up in a costoom to be kyute!
OK so I must deliburate fer a wile to deside wich of these costooms is the kyutest. As you kin see there is no cleer winner and I must think hard bout the anser!
Hey thinkin is hard werk you knows! Aw poopies. She catched me lying down on the job.
After a grate deel of napping I mean deliburashun I have reeched a desishun! It wuz not an easy wun cause I thinks all the costooms are kyute and in sum cases the dawgs are also kyute but I cannot say that or else my loverly gurlfrend Daisy will be mad at me!
The winner of Daisy’s Costume Contest Cutest Division is…
Congradulashuns Sadie Mae! You have a very kyute costoom indeed!! (Jest the costoom Daisy I sware!!)
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